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About You Can’t Tell Anyone

We play until there's no more secrets...

You Can’t Tell Anyone is a philosophical thriller that examines the transition from adolescence to adulthood. Thanks to a game of Paranoia, this group of teens will never be the same again. No one is safe, not even the audience.

It’s the end of school and Gwen is throwing a party. After an emotional year, her friends are keen to spend the night drinking, playing games, and arguing about literally everything. But when a party game spirals out of control, long-held tensions start to strain and snap. Are the friends messing with each other? Or is there a bigger threat pounding at the door?

You Can't Tell Anyone was commissioned and first produced by Canberra Youth Theatre, 10 August 2023 at the Canberra Theatre Centre, Courtyard Studio.

August 20 – 23

  • Ballaarat Mechanics Institute
  • Drama
  • Playwright: Joanna Richards
  • Director: Ruby Abbott
  • Running Time: 100 minutes
  • This is an Australian work

Performances

  • Thursday 20 Aug 7:00pm
  • Friday 21 Aug 7:00pm
  • Saturday 22 Aug 2:00pm & 7:00pm
  • Sunday 23 Aug 1:00pm & 6:00pm

Partners

  • Ballaarat Mechanics Institute

Show Dates and Tickets

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Adult

$30

Concession

$25

BNT Members

$20

Group (min. 10)

$18

Child

$15

  • Thursday 20 Aug 7:00pm
  • Friday 21 Aug 7:00pm
  • Saturday 22 Aug 2:00pm
  • Saturday 22 Aug 7:00pm
  • Sunday 23 Aug 1:00pm
  • Sunday 23 Aug 6:00pm

Performance Venue

Ballaarat Mechanics Institute - Minerva Room

Accessibility information can be found here.

117-119 Sturt St, Ballarat Central VIC 3350

About the Director

Ruby Abbott

Ruby is a creative artist, working as an actor, director, and producer.

Ruby has been involved in many productions in Ballarat and surrounds. She has performed several times with Ballarat National Theatre, including in Mr Bennet's Bride (2022)Dust and Ruin (2023), A Date With Death (2024) and Dancing at Lughnasa (2024).

Ruby has previously served as an assistant director for many productions, including The Haunted Theatre (2025)Sister Cities (2024), and The Servant of Two Masters (2021).

Ruby was the stage manager for BLOC's 2026 production of Disney's FROZEN.

Ruby directed God of Carnage for Ballarat National Theatre in 2026.

"I am very excited to be bringing a youth centred play to Ballarat in 2026. Our town is exploding with young talent. I hope you’re there to witness it."

About the Playwright

Joanna Richards

Joanna is an actor and playwright based in Canberra. She has studied acting with the American Repertory Theatre Institute, The Moscow Art Theatre School, The Groundlings, and William Esper Studio. She studied writing for television at AFTRS, and sketch writing at The Second City. In 2020 she was selected for the Street Theatre’s Early Phase Program. Joanna co-wrote the web series Whirld which was nominated for Best Series at the Sydney Web Fest and won Best Series at Paris Web Fest. In 2021, she started writing Blonde Philosophy, a sketch series for YouTube which uses character comedy to explore philosophical concepts. She is also a stand up and sketch comedian, performing at the Canberra Comedy Festival Gala, and at the PIT in NYC. Outside of the arts, Joanna works in the gender and diversity space as both a consultant and researcher, working for 50/50 by 2030 Foundation, Global Institute for Women’s Leadership, the Office of Andrew Leigh, the Organisation for Security and Cooperation in Europe, the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, and the YWCA. In 2021, Joanna won the Canberra Youth Theatre’s Emerging Playwright Commission which led to the creation of You Can’t Tell Anyone, her debut play.

Cast

Meg Geljon

she/her

Gwen

Gemma Every

she/her

Tilly

Clementine Sawyer

she/her

Willa

Karli Drew

she/her

Kat

Rosalind Porter

she/they

Nicole

Matthew Surendra

he/him

Jeremy

Alexander Morley

he/him

Luke

Atticus Benjsson

they/he

Benny

Crew

  • Executive Producer

    Ruby Abbott

  • Design

    Ruby Abbott

  • Stage Manager

    Hayley Every

  • Venue Manager

    Liam Mudge

  • Lighting Design

    Matthew Heenan & Braydon Mckinnon

  • Technical Operation

    Tayla Harbour

  • Make-Up Design

    Elaine Tso

  • Front of House Manager

    Ann Chadwick

  • Photography

    Liana Emmerson

Program

    Reviews

    Reviewer: Coral Drouyn of Stage Whispers.

    Whilst Mainstage Theatre may be having difficulties in the capital cities, regional theatre is thriving in the provinces, thanks largely to local companies and community theatre.

    Ballarat National Theatre has a vigorous slate of productions - four this year alone - and this play was BNT’s decision to create a production featuring young actors. Many of the cast are still in their teens. The company is young, full of energy, commitment and talent. You Can’t Tell Anyone is a play commissioned by Canberra Youth Theatre in 2023 and so it fits the bill well, or should do.

    The basic premise is that a group of friends leaving high school (17–18-year-olds) all gather after a party to philosophies on any number of things - from Gaddafi to the Holocaust (wouldn’t 17-year-olds be more likely to discuss Trump and Gaza?), whether one of them is a slut and another a rapist; who really wants to be boyfriend/girlfriend; who is going to Uni and why? Are there really ghosts or evil spirits? And to play a game called Paranoia - a rather lame game which seems like a Kmart version of Truth, Dare or Consequence. It’s billed as a philosophical thriller, though it ends up being neither.

    It’s a case of throw everything at the wall and see what sticks, and the connection between Paranoia and paranormal is never fully explained or explored … so the result is unsatisfying on all levels.

    On the positive side, Director Ruby Abbott, in her second outing after BNT’s God of Carnage (a modern classic) shows a real penchant for casting and emotionally connecting with her young cast. Clearly, they trust their director and that is half the battle. She draws performances from them which transcend the text in most cases. A director who can draw truthful emotions from a character (rather than an actor) is certainly one worth watching. Less successful is the blocking, partially the fault of a shallow stage, which sees most of the action taking place with the cast sitting in a line on a couch or chairs. The dialogue is often frenetic, as true conversation often is, especially among young people, but the staging could use more movement.

    The raw talent has to be commended, but I must say a word about training. In these days, when the trend is for every high school to have a drama department, young would-be actors are often trained by teachers who have no professional experience whatsoever in the theatre. One of the most common problems among young actors is enunciation. All the cast were miked, and yet there were so many words that were swallowed and indecipherable. Enunciation isn’t about sounding posh or over emphasizing syllables or shouting, it’s about giving each syllable the weight it needs for clarity.

    That said, special kudos to Gemma Every as Tilly. She was never less than credible, often touching, and has that rare ability of listening and reacting. A stellar performance. I could also understand every word she said. Young Atticus Benjsson has strong stage presence and makes a palpable connection with the audience through the scenes where he questions his own gay sexuality whilst drawn to Kat. And, as Kat, Karli Drew was impressive but could milk the bitchy side of the character more in some scenes. Matthew Surendra (Jeremy) clearly has an on-screen future, but needs to play slightly bigger for stage, even though Jeremy is too weak to tell his girlfriend Gwen the truth. His best work is done in the latter stages of the play. Rosalind Porter does well in her first speaking role as Nicole and I look forward to following her path as she gains more confidence as an actress. Meg GelJon has the difficult role of being the insecure control freak Gwen, who is perfect as long as everyone submits to her. She’s especially good in her big scene with Jeremy and I suspect (since she is the best developed character) that she may have a lot of the traits of the playwright herself. Alexander Morley (Luke) has to battle with some of the worst cliched lines of the play and does so with conviction.  Last, but by no means least, Clementine Sawyer as the “sluttish” Willa, gives an impressive multi-dimensional portrayal of the girl who is desperate for acceptance from anyone, anywhere.

    The entire cast works on high voltage energy throughout, but it would have been nice to have seen a deterioration of both intellect and physicality from their drinking, both in the backstory of the party, and the present of the action.

    I know that strong plays about youth are hard to find. But if one looks at the recent Trophy Boys, an absolute triumph in both story-telling and philosophy with deep subtext … one has to concede that young actors deserve material of real quality to hone their skills.

    A much-repeated quote of mine to writers is “If you don’t have anything to say…say nothing.”  Cliches and stereotypes aside, it may well be that Ms Richards (described as an emerging playwright) has too much to say…and all of it is her own philosophy. I heard her voice clearly throughout. What I didn’t hear was the individual voices of the characters … THEIR belief, not hers. And that’s a great pity and a wasted opportunity. It’s doubly impressive then that I enjoyed the production so much. Ballarat National Theatre makes brave choices, and that’s exactly what all theatres should be doing to ensure a healthy future for drama in all its forms.

    Reviewer: Deborah Fabbro of The Victorian Drama League.

    Director, Ruby Abbott, in her time with Ballarat National Theatre, has gone from strength to strength in her four years with the company. And she is committed to giving other young performers the same opportunities. Hence BNT’s latest production, a youth production with performers ranging in age from 15 to 24.

    ‘You Can’t Tell Anyone’ was created by local Canberran playwright Joanna Richards after she won the Canberra Youth Theatre’s Emerging Playwright Commission, an initiative aimed at giving emerging playwrights the opportunity to create a new work to bring young voices and stories to the stage making this a most suitable vehicle for Ms Abbott’s objectives.

    It’s the end of school and Gwen is throwing a party. After an emotional year, her friends are keen to spend the night drinking, playing games, and arguing about literally everything. But when a party game spirals out of control, long-held tensions start to strain and snap. Are the friends messing with each other? Or is there a bigger threat pounding at the door? Lured ever deeper by the thrill of unfolding secrets, the lines between honesty and cruelty begin to blur. Confrontation gives way to chaos, breaking bonds of trust, and testing the rules we cling to in order to keep us safe.

    Set in the living room of sisters, Tilly and Gwen’s house, the staging is minimalist, just the required pieces of furniture, with clever use of a door on stage right as the entrance to the house. Some of the moves of the cast are quite natural but at times it seemed that actors moved simply to stop the play being static. Perhaps a little more thought about motivation was needed to justify the move. There was a tendency for there to be “straight lines” across the stage which could have been avoided by slightly different placements. That said, Ms Abbott has guided her cast to give committed performances that portray the essence of their characters, and these were maintained throughout the 100-minute performance.

    Gemma Every convincingly conveyed the quiet, shy nature of Tilly while Meg Geljon as Gwen was confident and sometimes taunting. Jeremy, Gwen’s boyfriend, is played by Matthew Surendra in a gently measured performance. Atticus Benjsson was a somewhat reticent Benny. The cynical Kat was assuredly played by Karli Drew. The not-so-innocent Willa was credibly played by Clementine Sawyer. Luke, the “life-of-the-party” boy was convincingly rendered by Alexander Morley. Completing the cast was Rosalind Porter who played the outcast Nicole well.

    Although, and I know I have made this comment previously about BNT productions presented in the Ballaarat Mechanics Institute, the use of body mics does detract just a little from the shade and tone in dialogue, each of the cast delivered the pacy dialogue well and portrayed the emotions of their characters in an authentic way.

    Matthew Heenan created some appealing effects with lighting and the uncredited sound added to the atmosphere especially later in the play.

    I applaud all concerned in this production and the company for staging it. Youth are the future of all theatre companies, and it is vital to encourage and nurture them into all aspects of theatre production.